It’s here! Despite the questionable but apparently easily profitable decision to extend Coachella to 2 weekends with identical lineups (a feat I doubted could ever actually take place), the multi-weekend Coachella festival is upon us. This is my third consecutive Coachella and likely my last as it’s just too expensive to get there from the Midwest and in my slightly older age I’ve taken to exploring the more boutique festivals out there (a la ATP fests, etc). Our crew has expanded once again to 9 people and we’ve built in a THIRD day of relaxation by the pool, but thanks to the most interesting forecast, we will likely have to spend that first pool day in the hot tub. Which I’m totally OK with.
For the third year in a row, I’m too lazy to even change the pictures, and have only made slight modifications to this guide, and I’ve never actually camped at Coachella so all of the camping advice is non-Coachella specific, but still valuable, I think. So take a gander and hopefully I will have helped you to make your Coachella experience slightly more enjoyable. To make things easier, I’ve bolded the main edits from last year’s guide. And since this is a music fest, enjoy a soundtrack of some of this year’s artists as you read.
PACKING
So it’s time to pack your bags. But what do you need to bring? Well, aside from the essentials, here are a few items you may not have thought about. I’m not camping for this fest, but a lot of these items are much more essential if you will be camping.
- Mini-flashlight: There is nothing more frustrating than dropping something in the grass at your campsite and trying to find it with your cell phone. You can get a powerful and compact mini-Maglite for about $10 and it’s worth it.
- WRISTBAND: I know this is pretty obvious, but don’t forget to pack your super high tech admission wristband. You don’t want to fly across the country and realize you left in your desk drawer. Not to mention that you won’t even be able to get within a mile of the festival without it. The good news is that mailing out wristbands should prevent the debacle that took place in 2010 which prevented me from catching Yeasayer and getting the fest off to a horrible start. To avoid any mishaps, make sure to register your wristband before you put it on. Instructions on how to register can be found in your way overdone giant Coachella box with lots of stuff you will never want or need.
- Car chargers: Unless you can wait in long lines to use recharging stations on site, make sure you have car chargers for your phones and ipods (for all that campsite rockin out). Plus I just read that even charging your Blackberry for 10 minutes will give you about a 25% charge. But do people still have Blackberrys? Anyway, yeah, bring that. And bring your regular chargers, too, for the aforementioned on site charging stations.
- Small backpack: You will likely want to bring a few things into the fest with you so you don’t have to go back to your campsite once you’re on the festival grounds for the day. Even though you’ll likely pack up all of your weekend clothing in some sort of backpack, you dont want to have that stuff scattered all over, so bring an additional empty pack. It’s just easier that way. I picked up this little guy from Eddie Bauer for use at SXSW and it was fantastic. Super lightweight, affordable, and zips up into itself so it takes up hardly any space when not in use.
- Mini “first aid” kit: It would behoove you to bring a quart sized plastic bag with some essentials that you’ll want throughout the weekend. I usually have Tylenol, Tums (an absolute festival necessity), bandaids, allergy meds, nail clippers (nothing ruins a weekend like a painful hangnail. Or maybe that’s just me?) and other things of that nature.
- DUCT TAPE: Duct tape cures all camping problems. Pack it.
- Collapsible chairs: Believe me, you’ll want a few of these when you’re sitting around the campsite. It’s also convenient if they have cup holders in the armrests, on account of all the burrs you’ll probably be drinking throughout the weekend.
- Dr. Bronners: Try to pick some of this stuff up. It’s a sort of all purpose cleaner. You can use it as soap, shampoo, or even to clean those pots and pans that you made breakfast with on your portable burner. It’s better than carrying a whole bunch of products and works pretty well.
- Bathing suit: While you probably won’t be swimming at the fest, a swimsuit can still come in handy. When I went to Bonnaroo, there were trailers with a bunch of sinks scattered throughout the campsite. So we threw on the bathing suits, took the Dr Bronners (see above) and took “sink showers”. It wasn’t nearly as good as a real shower, but it did feel nice to freshen up a bit without exposing ourselves to the other hippies in attendance. Plus if you’re a chick, you can get away with shorts and a bikini top in the hot sun all day. Although with this year’s forecast, that may not be the case. Which brings me to my next point.
- Warm clothing: WHAT? Yeah, I can’t believe it either. But the forecast for weekend one is keeping things in the 60s and 70s, and we all know how cool the desert gets at night when it’s 95 degrees during the day, so you have to expect it will be even cooler than you’re used to when the sun goes down this year. Do not be that girl who’s stuck with nothing more than booty shorts and a bikini top when it’s 50 degrees out. And if you’re camping, this whole staying warm thing becomes even more important. I’m sad we even have to talk about this, but let’s plan ahead and not worry about it.
- EARPLUGS! It’s usually pretty difficult to get a good night’s sleep camping at a festival, but it’s damn near impossible without earplugs. There are lots of people around, and they usually are not afraid to blast their music at all hours of the day or night. An eye mask isn’t a bad idea either if you can’t sleep when it’s bright out. These things might help you sleep past 8AM, my standard camping wake up time regardless of how late I was up the night before. That is, until you get woken up by your flesh baking in the sauna that is a morning tent in the sun. Plus, sometimes when you’re up close for your favorite band, it’s just too damn loud.
- Shade tent: It’s a bit of a hassle to bring and set up, but believe me, it is WELL worth it to have some shade to sit under in the mornings. If you don’t want to bring one, you can alternately hope that you have some nice neighbors who brought one that you can befriend. But do you really want to take that chance?
- Comfortable footwear: I know this goes without saying, but if you haven’t been, you probably aren’t aware of all of the standing/dancing/walking you’ll be doing. It’s better to be comfortable than fashionable in situations such as this. Sanuks have been my festival footwear of choice the last 2 years. Those puppies have been to hell and back, and the best part is, you can just throw them in the washing machine when you get home and theyre good as new.
- Sunscreen: Sort of obvious, but don’t forget to pack it. I know I did until someone reminded me.
- A hat: Even if your hair isn’t thinning as mine is, it’s still important to bring a hat to a fest in the desert. Believe me, you do NOT want your scalp to burn. It’s a very unsavory situation. And since it’s kind of weird and gross to sunblock through your hair, a hat provides some nice protection. One with a brim will keep you a bit cooler too. I never wore hats before last year’s fest but was able to find one I liked, and it’s made its way into my regular wardrobe even after the fest.
- TOILET PAPER: If you’re going to be using only the porto-johns for 3 days and nights, it is imperative to bring your own toilet paper, just to be safe.
ON THE WAY TO THE FEST
Above is a picture of the crazy amounts of windmills you might see on your drive in through Palm Springs (assuming you’re coming in from southwestern California) and it’s pretty neat. Here are a few things to remember on your drive into the fest.
Flying Lotus – …And The World Laughs With You
- Charge up those electronic devices.
- It’s best to fill up your gas tank shortly before arriving so that you can run your car when needed to charge phones, etc (sorry environment!) without worrying about getting stuck. Plus who knows what traffic will be like? I went to a Phish festival and waited in stop and go traffic for 12 hours after exiting the freeway with no gas stations in sight (which, from what I hear, is one of the shorter waits that people experienced). Having been to the fest, I don’t really think that extreme of a situation is likely to happen, but it’s still good to have a full tank of gas when that’s your only energy source for the weekend.
- For cooler purposes, I’ve found that it’s better to use those plastic blue liquid filled reusable ice things. I think that’s what they’re called at least. Bags of ice will melt all up in that cooler and get all of your food wet. And grilled cheese on soggy bread is unsavory to say the least. If you do have to use ice though, wait until you’re close to the fest (depending on where you’re coming from) to buy and throw in the cooler. A few hours can make a huge difference.
- Enjoy awesome playlists. Roll down the windows. GET EXCITED!
WE’RE HERE!
Remember that backpack I told you about? Here are a few things you can use it for, if you’re anal like I am. But also keep in mind that you’ll be carrying this with you all day. It’s best if you and your friends can all pack into one bag and then take turns carrying it.
Keep Shelly in Athens – Hauntin’ Me
- Mini “first aid” kit: After your third round of carnival food, you’re probably going to need those Tums we talked about earlier. Although, to be fair, the food at these fests is typically much better than you’d expect. There’s always a wide variety of options and you can usually get away with something pretty healthy/not too scary for the stomach like corn on the cob, baked potato, plus a variety of veggie/vegan items. While I didn’t see my favorite Lolla/Pitchfork fest food, the ever delicious potstickers, at last year’s fest, I still ate some pretty delicious stuff throughout the weekend.
- Long sleeved shirt/sweatshirt: In the desert, the days are excruciatingly hot (though we got pretty lucky last year with temps in the mid 80s) and the nights get pretty cool. In a matter of an hour, it goes from hotter than hell to refreshingly chilly, but I definitely made use of my sweatshirt every night of last year’s fest.This is super important with this year’s forecast, aka a HIGH temperature of 69 on Friday of week 1. Don’t be that cold person amidst a sea of warms.
- Sunglasses case: I’ve destroyed many pairs of sunglasses from putting them directly into my pockets at music fests. Just bring your case in your bag and you can tuck them safely away when the sun goes down.
- Hand sanitizer: Porto-johns. ‘Nuff said. Bring hand sanitizer.
- TP: See above. You do not want to get caught in a compromising situation without some TP in your back pocket (both figuratively and literally).
- Sunscreen: Reapply liberally and often.
I’d recommend a towel or blanket, but the grass is usually perfectly manicured and bone dry, so there’s really no need. I’d also recommend a camelpak, but I don’t recall seeing a place to fill them last year, so it’s better to bring a backpack that fits some more items. [EDIT: apparently there is a place to fill up camelpaks just across from the ferris wheel. I never saw it last year, but I guess I wasn't looking since I didn't bring mine to begin with.]
GENERAL FESTIVAL ADVICE:
We’ve worried all we can (I’m a major worrier by nature) but now that we’re at the fest, there’s nothing to do but have some fun. Here’s some parting words of wisdom on how I like to do things.
- Planning your days: In my experience, I typically plan out my entire day ahead of time, then end up only seeing about half the people I planned on. This happens for a variety of reasons. The first is that I forget to take into account the time spent walking from one stage to the next. This is especially disastrous at Lollapalooza, which is arranged like a giant alleyway with the main stages at either end. Luckily, navigating from stage to stage is MUCH easier and MUCH MUCH quicker at coachella. The fest is organized in an L shape, so even the two furthest stages are just one hypotenuse away. My advice is to have a general outline of who you want to see, but to play the whole day by ear. Some of the best acts I’ve seen were the ones that I decided to go to spur of the moment (a la Gang Gang Dance at Lollapalooza 2009).
- Accept the fact that you won’t see everyone you want to see. There are going to be conflicts. You’re going to miss someone that’s on your list of “acts I am seeing for sure”. If there’s a conflict, just see how you feel beforehand and decide on the spot. Festivals are all about going with whatever you’re in the mood for at that moment, if you ask me, which you didn’t.
- When using the “restrooms”, depending on the setup, it’s best to find the most inconvenient porto-john and use that one. I’ve seen it all to many times when there’s a row of 100 porto-johns that there will be huge lines at one end and 10 at the other end with no line. Believe me, it’s worth it to walk the extra 20 feet. Alternately, if there are long lines at both ends of the area, try the ones in the middle. Besides the shorter wait, they’re also usually a bit less gross. UPDATE: Last year, there was a whole new area in the very middle of everything with a huge food court, lots of covered picnic tables, and a huge bevy of bathrooms. This was by far the most untouched set of bathrooms, so use those ones whenever you can. It’s worth the extra 2 minute walk to not be in a disgusting portojon and to not wait in line for it.
- There’s typically a lot to see and do at the fests aside from the music. Make sure you at least take in a little piece of the rest of the fest.
- Do NOT be afraid to branch off on your own. I know we all like to stay with our friends and enjoy things together, but if your friends all want to see one show and you want to see another, then go see the show you want to see. Don’t give yourself an opportunity to regret anything. Plus it gives you another opportunity to meet other cool people like yourself if you’re flying solo.
- USE LANDMARKS! Before you leave to branch off on your own, set up a meeting spot and time if you want to meet up with your friends again. Cell phones often don’t work in groups that number in the tens of thousands, so pick a spot ahead of time. And find big landmarks that are easy to spot from far away. Use these landmarks over and over again. At Lollapalooza, we always meet at the eyeball tower. It’s just easier that way. Coachella has plenty of giant landmarks. Just make sure to be specific. Don’t just say “meet me at the giant origami crane”. Pick a specific spot on the crane to meet up.
- Group texting! Groupme.com lets you set up a phone number where you can send one text message and it will go to all of the friends that you add to the number. This is especially handy when everyone wants to go to the same show in the evening but is scattered all over the grounds. A simple “Meet me at the ID booth of the beer tent by the Mojave Stage at 7:30 for Robyn” text message is a lot easier than trying to locate all of your friends individually. If they don’t show up, they’re probably off having fun on their own somewhere, but at least you tried, right?
- Recycle what you can, and throw away what you can’t. Don’t be that guy that leaves his garbage lying around. Because I owe this to the environment after suggesting that you idle your car to charge your cell phone.
- Make sure to eat and stay hydrated, especially in the desert sun, it’s so easy to get caught up in the excitement of the day, and before you know it you realize you haven’t eaten anyhting or had a sip of water all day. As I mentioned before, campelpaks are not as useful here as a Coachella just because there aren’t places to fill them that I saw, but the bottles of water are only $2, so it’s not a total rip-off (and you can buy a bunch at once and throw them in that backpack of yours). Don’t be that person who passes out in the sun because you didn’t drink any water. I emphasize this because the first year I went, there were FOUR PEOPLE that I remember that passed out in the direct circle of people around me. Last year was better from what I saw, fortunately. On that note, if you’re going to do drugs or whatever, try not to be stupid about it and take care of yourself and your friends. For example, if I hear someone, just after his friend has passed out and hasn’t woken up in over 30 seconds, say, “He’s done this a few times today but never this long”, I might have to punch that person for being an idiot. Yes, that’s an actual thing that someone said in 2010.
- The setup of the Coachella tents are great for getting up close. If there’s an act you really want to be up close for, show up about 10 minutes before the previous act is finishing and wait at the front of the tent just outside. As soon as that act ends, the tent will clear out and you can usually swim against the fish and make your way up pretty close. This fest was by far the easiest I’ve experienced to get really close without camping out all day, and that was a good thing.
- Go to the Sahara tent often and let loose.
- Also, whatever you do, don’t be these girls, because these girls are annoying. If you aren’t there for the music, try not to ruin it for those of us who are.
And finally, most importantly, HAVE FUN! We’re all there for the same purpose, to enjoy some killer music in a picturesque setting. Don’t be a dick to other concertgoers. Meet new people. See bands you’ve never heard of. Enjoy the palm trees and mountains. Take care of yourself and your friends (aka drink water) and (selfishly) don’t pass out at my feet. And enjoy the fest! If at least one of these tips made the weekend better for at least one person, then it was all worth it.
